Montauk, Long Island.
House 21 and the case of the Rusty Door.

Sag Harbor, Long Island.
Bathroom stall coat hanger graffiti octopus.

New York, NY.
In Montauk, my brother overheard someone on the beach
discussing a shark sighting nearby. I laughed at him
and told him he was making things up. We searched the
internet to find any mention of it, but found nothing.
Today he proudly produced this newspaper, highlighted and all.

El Segundo, CA.
Mattel Inc. Headquarters.

Montauk, Long Island. (Very early morning.)
Here’s my new favorite campfire game. You divide into two teams.
You decide on a word and then each team takes turns coming up
with songs that have that word in the lyrics. The whole team
(or everyone on the team that knows the song) has to sing the
section of the song that includes the word. The teams go back
and forth until one team runs out of songs and they lose the round.
A new word is selected. Easy words: girl, boy, heart, life.
Medium level: blue, fly. Advanced: open.

Montauk, Long Island.
When life gives you rain, you play a three hour long Apples to Apples game.

Montauk, Long Island.
After a long day of parody music video shooting, the cast and crew heads to the beach.

Montauk, Long Island.
It’s hard to be a vegetarian when my father gets to Montauk.